Tuesday, 31 December 2013

A Letter to my manager

To ,
Dear  Manager,

From the day I joined your project, you resembled like a perfect devil sitting on my head. Initially I ignored you totally. As the nonsense mind of yours took speed and you kept on taunting me all the time, every time you come on my desk ,I wanted to hit you hard .Why the hell you want status of work in every ten minutes ? Why are you so uneasy at your own place ?Why do you keep roaming at the desk of your all team members.I know its your work to make your team members life resembling like hell, and congratulations you are almost on the verge of it .But I tell you reading the chats of your team members is such a bad habit ,You Old grumpy man.And your taunts kill us more than the Saas bahu taunts in serials.Why do you think that every task you give can be finished in just 10 minutes ?Do you think we all do bhangda working all day when the task (according to you ) can be completed in 10 minutes. I hate your fake smile when I say there are so many task assigned to me(feels like punch you and break your teeth).We all team members give you good amount of bad words on your back. You desperately need a holiday on mountains (As there will be no network).Stop calling me after working hours you bullshit .I never use those words,but for you there are no better ones .Even if your are on leave ,you bother to login the communicator early in the morning just to check our timings ,you are such Dog watch or watch dog, whatever we call it .We are amazed of your love for this project that you mail us early at 4:00 am. What do you think while mailing? If any of us ,would see your email …we would jumpstart our work at 4:10 am. We all hope that you never get promoted?but if yes ,you should not be assigned this project. You are the most insensible manager I have met who is restless all the time. Truly speaking, you will get nothing even after successful delivery of this project. So why putting our blood life in this project .and making professional life hell …you Devil!!I know you are not gonna read this, you hardly surf !!If by mistake you read it, it’s good to know about your management, as you call it Feedback 

Sunday, 29 December 2013

Uski ek Ada

Raste mein saara waqt tujhe dekha
Socha ek baar nazr mil jaye toh kya hain

Jab nazr mili toh mein Jhijag gayaa
Who nazar jhukarkar laut gayi

Ek nazar mein bhi kya jado tha
Ki dil se uski nigaah  dil mein utar gayi

Na naam jaano na paata
Par Nazar ki baat nazar jaane

Ajeeb si kashish thi usme
Bimaar ki dawa ban gayi

Jo bade bade Vedh na kar paaye

Woh uski ek Aada kar gayi  

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

They conned us -True cheats

Our Family always use to discuss,how people nowadays cheat and how they are no more humans anymore .Money,scams,cheaters and what not.People play with hearts,emotions,sentiments just for money.I am narrating a true story of Cheaters ,what else I call them.

Our whole family was very happy,after all it is Allah's command for Muslims to perform haj once in life.My mother in law's only dream was to go to haj.She is truly religious person and nowadays very ill,as she is suffering from MCTD(Mixed connective tissue disorder).My mother in law and father in law decided to perform haj this year.My father in law is fond of newspapers(as all old mans do),he is ready to read everything assuming  all is good and true .Their, he saw this news "AL-Imaan Tours and Travels' ,they are offering Haj packages at quite reasonable rates,one person costing 2lakh. The package includes all facilities.

At Home ,we all were too engrossed in our office and business's work ,time went by.So my mother in law and father in law decided to visit this place for enquiry.As there were no confirmation calls .This was 6 months before the haj date(We have particular month called as Zil haj).This tour and travel agents ,their attire was  kind and religious to convince the old couples .They asked them to deposit the amount as early as possible .It can be done in installments too .These tour guys gave them mere receipt for this amount .And asked them to wait and convinced them that the process takes time .

Time went by.
Whenever my mother in law called them ,they gave firm assurance with dates and religious duas.
When the last month came ,we got worried as there were no notification of visas or tickets .
My in laws were called to their Tour and Travels office ,where again they assured that the process's is going on.They gave their promotional bags to them.Saying ,it will be done .My in laws never thought that the sweet disguise would con us at the end moment.At last,They said our visas were rejected but nothing was shown in papers.Our Family thought it was unbelievable as this things never happened with anybody we know.Its a religious place where old couples want to go.Why would the visa get rejected ?On what grounds? why aren't they informed prior ?No questions were answered.But,It was noticed that many of them ,whose visas got rejected were the ones who had paid the amount earlier .And the now the package price is tripled the amount they paid !

It has been observed that they(Tours and travels) have been allotted a particular quota (limited seats allotted to each operator) and they can take only those numbers of people on Haj pilgrimage, but they do over booking and at the time of departure they do not send all the persons on Haj pilgrimage and keep the cash with them. It has been observed that they are taking more cash from other persons and sending them on Haj pilgrimage in place of those persons who had already deposited the cash in advance, thus earning unethical benefit in the name of Haj.

We just want to make people aware of this situations,where your feelings does not matter!And we are not trying to say that all of them are cheaters,but people do cheat in the name of religion as they know we are emotionally attached to our religion.But no religion teaches us to cheat or con people.So Beware of such situations and play safe by inquiring things !!

Thursday, 19 December 2013

Go Vote India

 Not really sure why should I vote? or whom should I vote? Else, I really don’t care and will it matter if I vote? Will the petrol prices  go down to Rs 30/litre ,if I vote ?.How about the Onions  Rs 15/kg and the tomatoes 10/kg.Can I expect the proper maintained roads without the potholes ? .The Water supply in my area is the least ,we have to buy water which is very costly . Nowadays the Rickshaw ride is also not affordable and the trains are so full all the time.Will the common problems of a common man be solved? Would the girls be safe in the area of these politicians ?.I really don’t know what these leaders  blabber on the stage and I am very common person who just do not want to get exploited by them. I just want to live happy life .Everyday shocks can give me heart attack,which is so costly in private hospitals.Oh the doctors ,they are made for rich people nowadays ,they don’t even bother to at least respect their doctor oath. In this Country Rich is getting richer and Poor is getting poorer. Sometimes ,I think I should boycott going to those heavenly costliest PVR’s or those lovely magnet malls ,will they affect the richer people .I guess no, they have business in all areas. We “middle class “ people have to look for price tags everywhere .Price tags  in Hotels ,price tags in clothing shops, Price tags in Malls etc.We are habituated to spend our life this way. We are so large in number ,but we still don’t bother to vote ,as according to us ,Nothing changes even if we vote .We will face the same Traffic and Potholes every year .At times ,we would also face those corrupted builders ,all because of the system.I cant believe that One BHK would cost me more than Crore .Are they joking or making fun of me ?I don’t earn a crore in a decade .House rates in a metro city can go up to skies. My grandmother says,”those were the days when my father bought a big house for mere Rs 5000”.I guess those were the real days of voting.People were clean and honest those days.Nowadays, milk is mixed with water and Green peas is mixed with colors. Dishonesty getting into our bloods. As everything is becoming so very costly. Poor Fathers are selling their daughters ,as they do not have enough money to make a living .Can they think of voting ? Or would they vote anytime, I wonder.

Yesterday I saw news of postman who got clean chit,after he was accused of stealing Rs 45 or something ,he lost his job for that .While our politicians they are accused of Crores of scams ,but would they be punished anytime on earth, I know they would be certainly put into Hell ,but what about this world. Coal Scams, Water Scams, Builder Scams, Ashram Scams ,They would affect the common man in brutal way and same scams would earn crores to these politicians .What a Irony ?Oh common man ,you are earning but not for yourself .But your vote matters .While we are exploited in our country , now foreign countries are trying to exploit us too ,those burgers and pizzas ,I never understand why should we pay taxes to them ?Why don’t they include the tax part in the mrp?and what about that VAT part ?Should I still vote in General elections ?This question comes verytime when a common man who work from morning Nine to evening Nine ,have to burn their pockets .I hope Aam Aadmi Party would come in Mumbai too.I would surely vote them as AAP is working wonders in Delhi .I wish them luck .And I wish some day India will see a brand new India which can breathe Air.And that can be done only through voting. Our large population can give large number of votes to the right candidate.

Top Five Reason I Should Vote? Vote Humara Haq hain

  •         It’s my money (I mean your money ).The governers,state officials,legislators,president ,members of parliament will decide how much of your wealth will they invest in public services
  •          It’s your children education; yes they are the one who decides how costly would be the education. Decisions of the members would affect the public schools and colleges.
  •          It’s your job. The members you select would influence what job training is available, minimum wages, fairness in hiring, workplace safety etc
  •          It’s your Health .Actions by the members you vote would affect their decisions on Medicare, Medical facilities.
  •          It’s your neighbourhood.The Elected officials and judges we vote to retain make daily decisions about the crime prevention,laws,safe and affordable homes,traffic,Parks and recreations

Let’s get Funny ,
Top Funny Excuses we don’t vote :-
  •  I am 18 years old ,but I don’t look like one !
  •  My dog ate my voting card
  • I can’t afford to miss my Television serial
  • I went last time and they did not offer me free food
  •  Its raining too heavily
  •   My wife would kill me ,if I vote
  •   I feel guilty when the person whom I vote would lose
  • I would vote only if they have voting stands in Five star hotels
  •   A Film star can attract me to Voting booths
  • What can I get in return?a vadapav atleast
  •  One vote and one offer or a deal of salon or shopping voucher. I promise my family would vote.
  •  Does my vote make any difference?

Now let’s get serious ,In India ,the next government will be decided by the people by electing members of parliament to the Loksabha.
Following Parties will contest in Loksabha Elections :-
1.Indian National Congress:-It was founded 127 years ago,hence it is the largest social democratic political party in the world .It includes members like A.O.Hume,Subhash Chandra bose ,Jawaharlal Nehru,Mahatma  Gandhi .And Now Sonia Gandhi

2.Bharati Janata Party :-It was founded in 1980 by Atal bihari Vajpayee.It includesmembers like Advani,Murli manohar,Nitin gadkari.And now Narendra modi.

3.AAP-Common man party ,Founded in 2012.Their motto is against corruption.Their supporters include Anna Hazare,Kiran Bedi and Memebers like Arvind Kejriwal.

I know it’s too difficult to choose, while the old parties or the new ones ,we are the one who decides who will rule the rules of our Country or our States .So let’s go and vote .
As the matter of technology ,we are too lazy to go and stand in those big queues and vote .We would rather sit at home and watch our favorite movies or play games on our smart phones .Or else give us a mobile app and we will give you a click.

A Simple but effective mobile application download can be responsible for a citizen to vote and Create a new India and all by technology.
“Be the change you want to see “
1.If you are first time voter (I am sure there are many first timers ),Please download the application in simple steps and just fill the form & upload your photo.
2.Take print out of the form from your mail and submit to your ERO along with necessary proofs and signatures .
3.Enroll and Vote for change in the coming election.#VoteForIndia

Mobile voting is so easy to do thing for us,as we are on mobile all the time. We can access it anywhere and anytime, hence it will make election accessible for everyone and especially  the youth .I guess we can even find out the representative details through this apps,so at least we know to make the right decision. However this concept requires some kind of encryption or things like Finger print scan ,so that it is secure and unique .

So come on India,lets Vote !!

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Sunday, 8 December 2013

Irony of a stomach !!!

The other day ,me and my husband went to Chinese restaurant .The restaurant was too full ,we had to wait for an hour .And later got the tables near the door .We ordered Monchow soup,Five spice Chicken starters and Delicious special rice prawns noodles .Since it was chilly evening, I hurried sipping the hot soup and noticed the door keeper.He was young boy and was continuously staring at me .I ignored and then came the starters and I noticed he was staring at the food. The look on this guy now turned up into innocent and very hungry one .He was looking at the food with his stomach .I became so cautious all the time. What an Irony of a stomach, You are the one who opens the door of delicious food  for everybody ,but your stomach is still hungry !!.And I thought I can help this guy .But there are many who go hungry and are deprived for basic needs .

Saturday, 7 December 2013

So you are my Best Friend !!

Best friends are really special,they are the ones whom we can shoulder upon whenever we want,in whatever situation you are!! You will always find love and only love from them.They have divine powers to calm you down and they have those magic wands to make you happy all the time ,and no matter what .Best friends are made for forgiving all your mistakes.They are fun and they are crazy too!!Life is so much beautiful with those soft and smiling face which is also called as “BEST FRIEND”.I am sure ,we all have best friends.They could be your mother ,they could be your father,your sister,your brother or simply some one you met at school or college .

Me and my bestie had lots of fun together ,I will try to pen down some of my favourite moments with my best friends :-
1.During my school days,I and my best friend use to run to her home during recess just to have those lovely parathas at her home .And not surprisingly we both were punished by our teacher ,as we were too late to school.It was all the time ,me to have those parathas ,and the punishment was totally worth it .I still love those  yummy parathas!

2.We had those school rituals on birthday,you can take your best friend for distributing chocolates to other teachers.I still remember it was most precious moment,as If we were awarded lifetime achievement award ,(Oh she chooses me as a partner).

3.Pulling your best buddies to do all the fun was the best part,My buddy was very sweet and sober ,while I was mischievous one ,so she was my partner in crime ,fun was never fun without her .

4.I still remember that day,when mom was not at home.I called her ,we tried all the makeup ,accessories of mom. We tried that dark maroon lipstick ,pink foundation ,Heavy earrings and High heeled sandal,as we were eager to  look like Aunties .However we both looked like jokers .We also tried mom's saree and Blouse ,and tried walking and sitting with those sarees .We were so eager to grow up and become like Woman's ,and now we want to go back those funny days .

5.Now ,cocoon finally turned into butterflies, We planned a Girls night out ,we watched porn movie and drank some breezer too.I was teen girls nigh out and we were  punished by our parents ,as they came to know about this stuff (as my friend did not know how to CTRL + ALT +DEL things from computer).

I always wanted to say her....

-that you have the greatest smile I have ever seen,yes you smile better than those circus queens.It makes me wonder how blessed you are .

-that you have got awesome shopping taste ,you buy those clothes ,nobody have ever thought to even try that .(Remember that ballon top,Washed jeans,Long Negro dress).Lovely fashion sense as always .

-I still don’t understand why do you use that Yoga baba Oil ,it smells the worst .

-I am sorry for the same crush moment,when we both had a crush on same guy.(Thank god ,he did not liked both of us )but he was too cute know ,like chocolate.
-Thank you for becoming my Birthday calendar ,and reminding me all the birthdays right before anybody’s birthday,But I still remember your birthday darling and would never forget it.
-I am sorry for making you wait everytime we decide to meet,and making those ugly excuses (I know you know me better than me )
-I thank-you to hear my all bull shit when I lost my purse and I was crying on phone narrating you same thing for an hour.

-You always ask me the toughest question to know better about myself ,however later it becomes dumb too.
-And I learn something new from you ,every time we hang out .
-I am grateful to you for not judging me when I made those awful decisions .
-You are one legitimately the smartest person I have met .
-Its awesome feeling to cry like a baby with you.
-Thankyou for sharing cool things in me and having so much faith in me,all the time
-I thank-you for lying to parents about my trip to Ali baug beach ,It was fun by the fun.
-You have helped me face my fears no matter how irrational it is
-You supported my dreams no matter how ridiculous it was
-I thank you for calling me back ,if give you miss call anytime ,you had save my lots of money ,Honey.When anything goes wrong in my life ,you are the first person I think to call or miscall.because you always knew what I need to hear to feel better .
-I am obliged to see your happiness whenever I succeeded in my life .
-I love you and keeping loving each and every moment of my life ,and your wish is always my command .
-I loved your tears when I was the one selected in Campus interview .
-Are you an alien or what ?Why do you keep on counting silly me and keep paying those Frankie bills for me .You could have asked that money from me.But you didn’t ?
-It was brave moment to see you hanging in the Trains and pushing me inside ,Thank god you did not slipped your hand .Other wise ,Hell would have been facing you alien.
-Some times I think ,are you guy or what ?You play those guy games very well!! You are so good at computers .
-I know I am your best friend ,but does not mean I am always right .and that also does not mean that I am always the beautiful one (why do you keep on exaggerating that you look best in that photograph).
-Why are you so healing all the time ?I love your forgiving nature and you are becoming magnet of my life .All my best memories involve you
-All I am trying to say you are great !!Now lets pretend I never posted all this and go back to your best friend J

Thanks to all my Best buddies –Sumaiya,Shafaq,Ummuul Khair,Zeba,Tarannum,Snehal and Ashish !!

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